on a cold winter night,
and all through the house,
not a creature was stirring,
not even a mouse.
Blue Ivy was sleeping,
as Jay was too….
Beyonce’s eyes pop open as she decides tonight is the night she MUST take action. She sneakily writhes her way out of bed being careful not to awake Jay as she tip toes to her dressing area. There, she finds a lifetime supply of DiorSnow which she quickly stuffs into a small black stamped lambskin cabas courtesy of Celine. Heading into the hallway she makes her way towards Blue Ivy’s personal bathroom her eyes wild n’ ablaze. She quickly grabs all of Blue Ivy’s lotions, powders, and creams dumping them into the toilet and refilling them with the DiorSnow she jacked from her own supply. As she is cleaning up the mess she created she hears one of Blue’s nannies open the door! Beyonce whips around furious as hell, grabbing the nanny by the throat and lifting her off of her feet saying, “if you tell ANYONE about this, i will personally deport yo stupid ass back to Switzerland!” Beyonce then throws the poor nanny onto the marble floor telling her to clean up the rest of the mess as she looks into the mirror and adjusts her weave. Dawn begins to creep through the shades of her bedroom and she sneakily writhes her way back into bed with Jay, confident her secret is safe.
